Jenn Whinnem — **Get some of this R**umpelstiltskin gold *without* giving up your firstborn.

You: You’re in charge of an in-house marketing team or advertising agency, and your clients need language as unforgettable as their ideas.

You need to deliver killer copy. But you also need a communications plan, a messaging platform, and brand guidelines.

Maybe you’re groaning as you’re imagining having to hunt down a senior marketing strategist, branding expert, and copywriter.

Why do that when you can have it all? Right here. Without the hassle of trying to communicate with 5 different people. (And also pay them upwards of $200,000).

Get what you NEED. An A+++ writer with a secret formula developed and honed over 17 years.

When you hire me, you get my OBSESSION ELEVEN framework that turns ordinary word hay into bewitching word gold.

You also get...

Brains
Wit
High-performing copy for your
- Websites
- Blog posts
- Sales pages
Marketing strategy
Brand guidelines

What can I help you with?

Allow me to use a tennis analogy...

Obsession SESSION

I’ll watch your tennis game and give you pointers on your serve.

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Obsession REWRITING

I’ll get on the court with you and show you a good backhand.

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Obsession Writing

I’ll play the match for you while you relax in the bleachers.

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#1: Obsession Session

Your Situation

You’ve got copy on the page (and maybe you’ve even worked with copywriters in the past) but something still doesn’t feel right. You’d like a second opinion and fresh perspective on what needs improvement.

Solution: Obsession Session

You send over what you’ve got, I’ll read it (and read it again...and again) and then we’ll meet on video to go over: What’s working? What’s not? How can we crank this copy up to 11, my friend?

Availability
This service is currently unavailable while it undergoes a glow up. In the meantime, check out my other services 👇

#2: Obsession Rewriting

Your Situation

You’ve got this website / sales page / eBook / blog / something else and words just aren’t coming out right. You know the writing could be more captivating, more exciting, more interesting, more brilliant...but you are at a loss for words. You need someone to come in and help spin your words into gold.

Solution: Obsession Rewriting

You send over what you’ve got, and I’ll hand-edit all of your copy applying the Obsession Eleven framework to clarify, rephrase and polish your language from Ford to Ferrari. The writing will be dramatically crisper, more alluring, interesting, and fresh. I’m currently booking three months from whenever you’re reading this.

Rewriting Fee

Starts at $2,999.

Is this the right obsession for you?

Fill out my application form and we’ll schedule a conversation.

#3: Obsession Writing

Your Situation

You’re starting from scratch. You need to write a website, sales page, eBook, blog, or something else - but you have no idea what to write. You want to hire a writer you trust to create something fresh, smart, and catchy.

The Solution: Obsession Copy

I’ll ghostwrite it for you. To do this, we’ll work together in 3 phases: the information collection stage, the writing stage, and the editing stage.

✔ Information collection. I interview you over the phone, read through any past materials, and gain a thorough understanding of what your goals are and how I can help you accomplish them.

✔ The writing stage. I dig in behind the scenes, putting my brain to work on your behalf, and craft language designed to create an obsession.

✔ The editing stage. Once drafts are done, we move into the editing stage, during which we’ll correspond back and forth to tweak, refine, polish and perfect.

Availability

Given the profound nature of this work, I’m only able work with a very limited number of clients at a time. This service is best reserved at least one month in advance, though occasional last-minute opportunities do arise. I’m currently booking three months from whenever you’re reading this.

Fee

Starts at $4,999.

Is this the right obsession for you?

Fill out my application form and we'll schedule a conversation.